Thursday, June 08, 2006


Gassi-The Tail-less Labrador


He came to us when he was 21 days old. A small black ball of fur. His eyes were not open yet. He made small little noises…something in-between a squeak and a groan. Or was it a moan? His face had wrinkles (his father was a boxer and mother a lab). We named him Agassi. Yes, we named him after the very same Andre Agassi, as the evening he came to us, Andre Agassi won his first Wimbledon title. So Agassi be thy name, we decided, though it was later shortened to “Gassi”.

The first few nights, Gassi whined all through the night (missed his mother I think). Those days, we fed him milk with an ink filler. He used to sleep in a small little orange basket under my mother’s bed. Everytime he cried, my mother would pick him up and pat him back to sleep. Slowly he got used to his new home. He opened his yes and started walking. His paws made soft pattering noises and slipped every now and then on the smooth mosaic. Few weeks down the line, he learnt to run, lap up milk from a bowl and eat cerelac.

Gassi was jet black save for a white spot on his chin. His face had the wrinkles of a boxer which he inherited from his father. The vet advised us to cut his tail as that is the norm for boxers. And since he seemed to look like one, off went his tail. And he was left with a black stump at the bottom of his spine. But to our dismay, as he grew over the next few months, all his wrinkles disappeared one by one. And he started looking like a Labrador! And a lab without a tail at that! However, tail or no tail, the black little stump ceased to stop wagging ever.

In time, Gassi became the friendliest and most lovable dog in the neighborhood. He chewed up the best of footwear, almost broke a teak wood door, uprooted my mother’s rose bushes and chased the neighborhood cat. He became the protector of little children on the street, a fielder when by brother’s friends played cricket or a steadfast loyal companion on a quiet evening. When we returned home from school/college or office, we were greeted with joyful barks and warm licks. He would circle us, pounce and not let us enter the house until we spoke to him. This was not limited to just our family. Anyone who walked through the gate was welcomed with barks and wet licks.

Gassi grew up to be a handsome fellow with the most expressive face. His body language spoke volumes. And his soulful eyes explicitly communicated his reactions/feelings. If only he could speak-we used to think. He was also a highly disciplined and obedient pet. So much so, that my mother once remarked, “I have three children. My youngest son is the most obedient”.

Gassi had this thing for dressing up. He would love to wear T-shirts, caps and glasses. He’d parade in them proudly and not let anyone take them off.

Gassi was gentle, adorable, intelligent and naughty. He lived for 14+ years. Losing him was an extremely painful experience for my family.

His memories are evergreen.


Wednesday, June 07, 2006




Nilanjanaa – my Bundle of Joy

You came into this world
With a loud squeal and yelp.
Your tiny little face
All pink and round.


You kicked and cried,
And quickly closed your eyes.
To fall into a deep slumber,
While I held you in my arms.

Translucent fingers and toes;
Curled up,
So small, so sweet,
Smelling of divine baby fragrances.

With a coo you made me smile.
With a gurgle you won my heart.

What could be more perfect?
What could be more bliss?

My precious bundle of joy
Such a miracle baby you are.

Recruitment Consultants

Tring Tring…

"Hello…am I speaking to Sangeeta”? The voice at the other end of the line asked. The minute I get a call like this, I know where it’s coming from. But just how do they always manage to call when I have just landed myself in a good job? Or so I think. And call at a time when my boss is breathing down my neck to meet some mundane deadline…or when I’m in a meeting with my CEO.



Where are these consultants when I am desperately looking for a change?



Back to the call - “Hello…am I speaking to Sangeeta”? “Yes”, I reply. “Hello Sangeeta, this is XYZ calling from ABC Consulting, we have an opening with an MNC client. I found your profile on a job portal and it seems to match our requirement. Would you be interested”? I look around. My boss is right next to me, but hey, he’s got head phones on and maybe can’t hear. It’s tempting, should I say yes..., but the entire floor is so quiet. The only sound is the occasional tapping on the keyboard. I suddenly decide I have to be loyal and can’t get tempted by such calls.



I clear my voice and say “No, I’m not looking for a change”. The consultant at the other end asks “Are you very sure, it’s a very good opportunity”. “No, I am not interested right now” I reply. “But you have just updated your profile” says the nagging consultant. Aaauugh… cant I update my profile whenever I want…I feel like asking him. But I don’t reply. “Where you are currently employed Sangeeta?” he asks innocently. This time I feel like yelling–you’ve supposed have found my profile interesting, cant you see where I am presently employed you moron…But I keep my cool and cleverly reply “I’m presently working for a company in Hyderabad”. “Oh ok, if you have any friends or collogues looking for a change can you please give my reference?” he asks. I almost ask him if he thinks I have no better work in life. But sense prevails and I politely tell him I’m new to the city and don’t know people. He mumbles a thank you and hangs up. Whew….how irritating can these people get, I ask myself. And get back to concentrating on my work.



Tring tring…oh God! Not again!
Fangs and hisses…

I have always been fascinated by Steve Irving of the crocodile hunter fame on Animal Planet. And I so wanted to be like him…



I trained for 12 rigorous weeks at the Singapore Zoo (to become a volunteer for a reptile conservation project). I gathered facts and figures on conservation, learnt each snake’s/crocodile’s routine, which species were endangered and which were not, their habits, traits and more. By this time, I had developed a very healthy respect and a little fear for snakes and their cousins. Handling tame, non-venomous snakes and displaying them for visitors was part of the program. And the time had come for me to make my first physical contact with a snake. A full grown, 4 -and -a -half feet male rock python called Carl. Carl is 3 years old, the keeper told me. “He’s very calm and is used to human touch too” he said.…



The keeper had casually flung Carl across his shoulders. He had a combination of dark brown, beige and black patterns all over. His shiny black eyes twinkled. The keeper came towards me. And my heart started beating wildly. Can Carl hear my heart beat? I wondered. And before I realized, the keeper was holding Carl in his outstretched arms in front of me. “Go on, hold him”, he said. “Oh…ok”, I said nervously. I took the python in my hands. He was cold, dry and smooth. He wriggled at the new touch. He turned his head to look me in the eye, pink fangs flicking in and out…making it look like he was ready to strike me. He made a couple of hissing noises, and I started making a mental note of the snake-bite first aid classes I had attended.



But suddenly, much to my astonishment, Carl slithered up my arm and made himself comfortable on my shoulders. He’s heavy, I thought. His fangs touched my skin, but nothing happened. And I sighed with relief. But I was profusely sweating. “Relax, pythons can sense your uneasiness”, the keeper said. I relaxed a bit, just incase my new friend perched on my shoulders actually had extra sensory powers and suddenly decided he wanted to taste my blood. His tail coiled around my waist. And I sharply sucked my breath in and gingerly uncoiled it. The keeper had told me to never let a python coil around any body part. Would he squeeze and suffocate me, I wondered. But of course, he was only playing. For the next couple of minutes I just let him lie there on my shoulders. He wriggled every now and then. But seemed like he was getting used to me.



Slowly, I started walking with him around the enclosure. By this time I had got past that little primal tingle at the base of my spine. And once I knew that Carl posed no danger, I was fascinated. Fascinated at the way he slithered noiselessly, the way he hissed often, and the way his eyes either twinkled in sunlight or glowed in shade.



I realized what a beautiful creature Carl was. So very vulnerable and harmless. From that day onwards, I’d pick up Carl fearlessly and carry him across my shoulders and proudly walk around the enclosure, as visitors watched amazed, fascinated and a little horrified.



They had that look in their eyes. The same awe-struck look that I used to have, while I watched Steve Irving on Animal Planet. Steve has dedicated his entire life for animals and it’s a very noble thing to do. But I’m glad that I’ve been able to do my two-bits. Even if it was just to spread awareness on conservation of snakes.